Mommy: Silas, I am sleepy.
Silas (as he is looking at his Lego book): Well, go to sleep.
Mommy: When are you going to sleep?
Silas: When I finish looking at this book.
After which he looked at the entire book, laid it down, closed his eyes and went to sleep.
Mommy: I love you!
Silas: I don’t love you. I want to go live with Nana and Grandpa.
Mommy: I am calling her right now to come get you.
Silas: Should I go to sleep while I am waiting for her to get here?
Silas (screaming in the morning from his crib): MOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYY!
Tracy walks into the room.
Silas: I don’t want you, I want Mommy, but I’ll take you.